is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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