I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Say something about gay babies.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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