I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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