So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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