if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
