Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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