I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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