I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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