Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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