Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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