Midget sex pt 2 tonight
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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