Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Even my vagina gasped.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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