D3 body, D1 cock
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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