I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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