When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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