Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
