6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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