Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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