i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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