i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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