just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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