so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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