Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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