how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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