I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i came on her dog
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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