why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I didn't notice because vodka
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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