allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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