Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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