Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I can tuck mytits in my pants
he fucked my hip out of place.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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