Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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