Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
ok first of all what the fuck
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
