FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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