I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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