just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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