my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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