Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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