therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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