You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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