found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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