I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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