Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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