After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My friends, they love my intelligence
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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