"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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