I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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