i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
it was like eating out sand paper
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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