Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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