I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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