apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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