Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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