Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
nutella sex= disaster
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize