did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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