chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just blew my weed a kiss
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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