I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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