you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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