I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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