My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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