does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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