Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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