sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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